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Monsieur,
L’opinion nationale et internationale a pris connaissance de vos rΓ©centes dΓ©clarations. Elles ne sont pas passΓ©es inaperΓ§ues. Vos propos ont suscitΓ© des rΓ©actions, et il est de mon devoir de vous adresser quelques observations.
En observant votre point de presse, j’ai discernΓ© un homme dont le talent surpasse mΓͺme celui Jean-Baptiste Auriol, Jango Edwards ou encore Pipo Sosman, cΓ©lΓ¨bres clowns britannique, amΓ©ricain et franΓ§ais. En effet, si le Cameroun Γ©tait un cirque, vous seriez sans conteste le plus Γ©minent des clowns contemporains, et cette notoriΓ©tΓ© ne vous aurait pas Γ©tΓ© volΓ©e. Votre talent pour incarner le gaffeur, le lourdaud et le ridicule dΓ©passe celui de n’importe quel bouffon de l’histoire. Votre cynisme, peu subtil comme celui d’un clown, est une preuve manifeste de votre vocation.
Chaque fois que vous vous produisez en public, le rire Γ©clate. Vos gouverneurs, prΓ©sents lors de vos interventions, ne peuvent s’empΓͺcher de s’esclaffer. Je prΓ©sume que vos anciens camarades de prison, d’abord Γ Bamenda, puis Γ New Bell, ne se sont guΓ¨re ennuyΓ©s en votre compagnie.
However, Mr. Minister, Cameroon is not a circus, and the position of Minister of Territorial Administration cannot be reduced to an animal training show. The Cirque du Soleil will gladly welcome you, I encourage you to exercise your talents there. But please, leave this position which requires expertise and seriousness. Write to Mr. Biya, tell him your limits and request a reorientation towards a field more in line with your skills.
Minister,
Your propensity to break the laws is notorious. If every law in the country were a woman, you would have surpassed Dino Scala or Ananias Mathe in notoriety. Your ease in violating them makes you a dangerous individual. It clearly appears that you have never left the world of your childhood, where you sowed terror by stealing chickens and chicks in your neighborhood. However, Mr. Minister, Cameroon does not belong to you. Faced with the 30 million citizens who make up its population, you are just one element among others.
As for the preparation of a coup d’Γ©tat targeting the candidacy of Maurice Kamto, of which you are the driving force, I need only recall, for public opinion only, that no electoral law requires a political party to participate in municipal and legislative elections to present a presidential candidate. Your ignorance of the texts tarnishes the image of Cameroon. The legality of candidacy is no longer a matter of debate, and it is not up to you to determine who can or cannot be a candidate in an election in Cameroon.
Mr. Minister, the country will prosper and unite when we get rid of individuals like you in the administration. I hope that when the time comes, you will fully assume the consequences of your excessive zeal, and will not seek excuses or refuge behind the name and degrees of your deceased twin brother.
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