The center is no longer sustainable in CameRUIN.
Hot Kongossa reaching our News Desk as Breaking News:
Mr Okalia Bilai, Governor of SW Region’s Henchman, Private Secretary and personal Land Surveyor, has vanished into thin air with (the little amount left on him as per the last SW Land Deal the duo Land Grabbers engineered. Mr Tomguem (the Geometre) said he had to flee for his life with only cfa 460 Million Francs left as “Chop Money”. Mr Toguem Bidel laments that he has been doing all the dirty work for the Administrative Authorities of the SW, who have amassed billions of Francs while the population is looking at him as if he is a thief. “I am not a thief”, Bidel laments. That is why I have decided to escape with this small change, make I no go die hungry for broad daylight 🤣
Speculation on who will also be picked up by the Security Forces dragnet has reached fever pitch in Buea, Limbe, Kumba, Mamfe and Tiko, with all Nigerian border crossings on very high alert.
My grapevine is informing me that special Security measures, including but not limited to women wearing too much lipstick, oversized wigs, makandi corsets, Bamendrous Toghu attire and heavy Sunglasses at night, etc. Other measures include temporary maritime closures of popular smuggling routes via Idenau to Calabar, Ekondo Titi, Mundemba, Ekok, Isangele, Mfoum, Agborkim, Mamfe, Overside Idabato Bakassi Peninsula, etc.
In other words, Pah Moulinex has ordered a mandatory two-week Mammie Wata Ghost Towns to block more Adult Delinquents from capitalizing on the very porous Naija vs Camer very long borders.
As of now, no one actually knows the whereabouts of all these modern-day land grabbers and illicit Money Miss Road Civil Servants. Rest assured, we will get to the bottom of this developing and intriguing story.
We are still monitoring the other juicy story of the VeePee Appointment Scam that was supposed to be read over CRTV. Dat particular langua sweet go pass. Stay tuned.
Pa Fon
The center is no longer sustainable in CameRUIN.
